Total Medals Earned: 307 (From 61 different games.) Total Medal Score: 6,470 Points
Medals Earned: 10/11 (80/90 points)
Medals Earned: 2/19 (15/430 points)
Medals Earned: 5/5 (195/195 points)
Medals Earned: 1/3 (10/70 points)
Medals Earned: 9/20 (95/460 points)
Medals Earned: 3/6 (35/135 points)
Medals Earned: 3/18 (45/460 points)
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/90 points)
Medals Earned: 5/7 (230/340 points)
Medals Earned: 1/17 (5/385 points)
Kill 1 enemy
kill 100 enemies
Kill 500 enemies
Kill 1000 enemies
Blub
Open the game
Succeeded in firing a sol beam
Kill Racist Sr.
this game done put pig physics innit
see it.
Witness a Stepford miracle
Sit through the long-ass intro.
Discover the backstory.
Get invited to the dance party!
Find the hidden game.
Bring out the fat man.
Encounter the (kinda) giant crab.
Make a new friend!
Find the Squigly Fish!
Dispense of the boy.
Dispense of the girl.
Slay the dragon without getting hurt!
Beat level one without getting hurt.
Win the game!
You'll know it when you see it!
Smash the car in 20 seconds or less.
Destroy 90 Penguins.
Bring at least three Eddies to battle!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Half Of All Elements Discovered
Nuclear Bomb Discovered
7 Mortal Sins
All Element Discovered
All Elements Discovered With No Hints (actually, you can ONE hint)
Unlock half the category groups.
Combine 60 elements to advance civilization and your card collection!
Discover all elements.
Kill 8 Aliens
Blow up 3 cars
Fully upgrade your pistol
Fully upgrade your gas mask
Fully upgrade your health
Save 3 survivors
Find 1 secret area
Fully upgrade your sub machine gun
Kill 111 aliens
Fully upgrade your shotgun
Fully upgrade your flame thrower
Kill 10 crows
Shoot out 10 lights
Blow up 15 cars
Trash 54 trashcans
Save 11 survivors
Find all 18 secret areas
Kill 50 crows
Shoot out 128 lights
Complete all chapters
Eat 100 animals.
Eat 10 yeti.
Eat 200 elves.
Eat 20 flying spaghetti.
Take out Santa!
Get over 100 combo.
Slay the giant slime.
Slay the tentacle beast.
Slay the sentinel.
Slay the giant robot.
Slay the Pokemanz.
Slay your undead god.
Beat the game on Normal difficulty.
Beat the game on Epic difficulty.
Beat the game on Hard difficulty.
Why would you even bother clicking on it?
The credits are over, why are you still walking?
You've successfully gotten into the janitor's closet!
You've successfully started the fire to distract the principle!
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
Find all 18 FAILs.
...or do you?
Reach Floor 10
Jump out
Go to the next floor without harming any enemies
Kill a carrot before it explodes
Complete a room at 10% of your max health or less
Reach Floor 20
Reach Floor 30
Reach Floor 40
Reach Floor 50
Jump out 10 times in one run
Reach a Max HP of 500 or more
Beat the game in 45 minutes or less
Beat the game
Jump out and climb back up again from the bottom after killing the CEO
Kill 300 enemies in a run
Have 50.000 Fruity Bucks on you
Buy the Glock 17 9mm
